MIAGRA – The #1 Way to Treat Low Sales Lead Count aka Low Marketing “T” (Testosterone)
Jan 17, 2022
MIAGRA – The #1 Way to Treat Low Sales Lead Count aka Low Marketing “T” (Testosterone)
Testosterone is the chemical that causes guys to have a deeper voice, chest hair and more. As men age, their testosterone levels decrease leading to health issues including lower energy level and drive.
Mestosterone, on the other hand, is a chemical unique to sales people. Mestosterone levels stay high in sales reps when they are receiving a sufficient number of leads to make plan. Low mestosterone levels occur when sales reps receive too few leads from marketing (or poor quality leads).
MIAGRA adds mestosterone to your body – and while you may still be getting too few leads, you somehow just feel better about it.
Warning:
Do not take MIAGRA if you:
Already have enough leads (that’s a joke)
Are allergic to any ingredients in MIAGRA
MIAGRA can cause serious side effects. Rarely reported side effects include:
More leads than you can handle. If you have more leads than you can handle for more than four hours, get another sales rep’s help right away (another joke).
A condition called “visualitis” where you can’t see following up on any more, bad, leads.
Tell your healthcare provider about all the medicines you take, including prescription and over-the-counter medicines, vitamins, herbal supplements and anti-anxiety drugs you take to help you cope with lead paucity.
The most common side effect of MIAGRA: the desire to go to yoga.
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About Dan McDade
Dan McDade founded PointClear in 1997 to help B2B companies with complex sales processes drive revenue through lead generation, qualification and nurturing. For close to 20 years, he’s been instrumental in developing strategies that assure 100% of leads delivered to client sales organizations are fully qualified to client specifications.
